Saturday, March 29, 2014

Noah Has Second Thoughts

Not enough Rubik Cubes to keep monkeys busy
Ants squashed during lunchtime rush
Bison bullying kangaroos.
Orangutang yanks on cow's udder
Turtles sea sick
Rabbits mounting every species
Flamingos too aloof
Pheasants too flirty
Wart Hogs ostracized
Not enough leg room for stork
Hyenas inebriated
Pigs snore
Camels smoking in non smoking area
Crew lusting after llamas
Coyote chewed off yorkie tail
Cats climb to lookout perch and defecate on everyone
Donkeys snorting laugh
Someone stole Noah's thong

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