Jargon of Science

The quantum cycle is full of expanding wave functions. This cycle controls the composite substance whose effluvia moderates heat distribution. Wave functions are only as effective as the coordination of fragmentary interstices that comprise the parabola of the common noodle.
Each noodle has its own wave length, and, thus, different taste patterns. Modular inconsistencies in the cooking process have led to psychotic breaks in mercenaries and entire synchronized swimming teams.
The quantum cycle is transmuted into noodle poetry or art, easily accessible to neophytes.
All wave functions are shut down so as not to interfere with International Pillow Fight day. A compendium of physicists have created a specific equation which shows how the cycle can be most effectively used during these battles.
Because this activity uses up so much energy, participants are often fed with bowls of expanding noodles, creating a fulcrum of carbohydrates.
Afterward, everyone goes dancing.
Next week we discuss heat inversion during New Age sex.