I love my Aunt Kate. Every year she enters a town wide baking contest with over 75 entrants. This year more tension than usual was in the air. The judges circulated, taking notes. For some reason, just before results were announced, Annette Nunez got into an argument with Milly Washburn, last year's winner. This led to pushing and shoving, which quickly spread.
My Aunt Kate is not a violent person, but she won't back off if attacked. Someone made the mistake of ambushing her and squirting her with a cake icing gun. My Aunt whirled, foam coming out of her mouth. She reached under her table and pulled out her state of the art Westinghouse super 50-Z Auto Icing Gun with quick reloading option, used by Navy Seals at parties.
She went to work, firing from the hip.The force knocked them to the ground. She wound up the last contestant standing. Unfortunately, she was disqualified and later arrested and charged with baking battery and baking under the influence.
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