Five Lines

Five Lines, each shorter than the previous one
1. Putin's impulse to remove his shirt in public is evidence of hubris that embarrasses all of Russia.
2.He is said to be worth $40 billion, much of it hidden in Swiss bank accounts.
3.He has no regard for the UN, Obama, The European Union or the Ukraine.
4.While taking his daily shirtless horseback ride he frequently climaxes.
5. Squirt.