Bowling on Josef Stalin's team
Shouting quintessential in a crowded theater
Scratching inappropriately while at the podium
Deciding whether to eat a gum drop that has fallen to the floor
Creating a tourniquet out of warm spaghetti
Finding the refresh key on your grandparents
Eating a lobster in front of baby lobsters
Pouring gravy on something that's still moving
Saying goodbye to your old sponges
Spooning with a lonely small pet
Matching your socks with leg sores
Refraining from stealing leftover wash from someone else's load accidentally left behind in the dryer--especially panties
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