Dr. Feinman, gastroenterologist, Lost his office after a developer bought the building. Desperate, he approached people in the street, asking if they might want a colonoscopy in their own home. That strategy failed. He then used all his savings to buy a camper, which would serve as home and office.
He took route 80 West and his first stop was Paterson. On the side of his camper were the words, Your Colon is My Business.
When he returned from lunch, he found an angry crowd surrounding his camper, accusing him of perversion. Somehow, he pulled out his medical license and explained he was offering $49.99 colonoscopies with anesthesia. Suddenly, people tried to force their way to the front of the line. That was a small price to pay for being unconscious for any length of time in Paterson.
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