Bill's serious head twtich cost him women, friends and jobs, He desperately needed help. While browsing Amazon's self help books, he came across a writer with a long list of books with strange titles. The author photo on the back mesmerized him. It seemed to say, but my book and your twitches vanish.
So he ordered one. When it came, he ripped off the package and began reading. Within seconds his twitching stopped. He leaped in joy. He dicided to attend the Easter parade in NYC. On the subway, he continued reading.
The other riders saw the writer's photo on the back and began twitching as one. Bill noticed this when he reached his stop. Buy the book, he shouted. It will heal you. As soon as he left, all twitching stopped.
Great literature can be magical, but also contain evil in every paragraph.
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