A giant tortoise thought to be extinct was found on a remote island. Scientists took it to some sort of animal preserve. Imagine this beast trying to fit in. Could it float? Would it sink a rock? Is it horny?
What would be its come on lines to a normal sized turtle? Come here often? The sun glinting off your shell is lovely. Who does your nails? Not blinking is so sexy. You smell like the sea. Ever done it with a frog? How about a threesome?
Maybe this giant just wants to nap.
Somewhere, a walrus with lust in its eyes, one who feels age is just a number, will make its move.
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