I am all about black & white. Either it is or it isn't. Either I like you or I don't. Either I believe in something or I don't. My life contains no gray. Gray is cowardly compromise, a soft surrendering of values and point of view.
However, if I were a gray type, these are the things I would be ambivalent about:
Spanx for men
Susan Lucci's career
wide shoulders on women
toaster ovens
Luxemburg
Dunkin' Donuts oatmeal
Rumanian yard sales
shoe polish on bald spots
Tyler Perry
oven mitts
squirting liquids
marching bands over 250
free Verse
close captioned wrestling
hot breezes
woodpeckers who've slowed down
polka bootleg albums
Patti Smith's poetry
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