Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Faking It

How to fake it at a book discussion when you haven't actually read the book.

Look thoughtful at all times.
Nod frequently.
Clear your throat as though you're about to say something significant.
Ask vague questions like How did people feel about the pacing?
Make vague statements such as Boy, that wife character, what a handful.
Be useful, pass around any refreshments.
If a disagreement breaks out, say something wise like, I think there's a middle ground here.
Comment on the cover, title, author's photo, previous works.
Compliment whoever chose the book.
If someone speaking looks to you for affirmation, give a subtle thumbs up.
If someone else quietly confesses they haven't read the book either, pat them on the shoulder and reassure them scheduling conflicts can happen to anyone.

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