Another person offered me their seat on the bus. This is getting embarrassing. Do I look that bad? I am awkward carrying bags on and off buses.I can still shower, shave and dress myself. I can operate a microwave. My posture can use some work, but i trim my nose, ear hair and scraggly eyebrows.
I switched my watch to my right wrist where it looks more impressive. My proctologist said my prostate felt like an apricot, which I guess is good.
I can still pee straight most of the time. I do take 8% more time than a decade ago. Yes, I have a NJ Transit senior citizen discount card, but if people could see how toned my glutes are no one would offer me their seat.
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