Wonder Woman has as much strength and dexterity as a man.
Her lariat is an awesome weapon.
Her hair and lipstick are perfect.
She can climb anything.
Ant Man has height and weight issues. He stuffs tissue in the groin of his suit.
Periodically he gets beaten up by roaches.
He has no secret weapon and no cool auto.
He seems to have a problem with alcohol.
Men are intimidated by Wonder Woman
Many nights she sits home alone watching Netflicks.
Ant Man almost had a date with her
But he got buried in a glob of mustard from her hoagie.
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