Think out of the box. Forget popcorn and a movie. This isn't 1959.
Take her to the deli section of Shoprite. There is endless piped in music you can dance to. A comfortable bench in front of the counter Choose a number and experience suspense as clerk get closer to yours. Meet people. Exchange small talk. Being near the produce section, share a mango. Check out the bin with cole slaw, macaroni salad, potato salad and rainbow pasta.
Do you choose Boar's Head or the less expensive Shoprite brand? Deli clerks love sharing cold cut knowledge, including liverwurst quality. Hold hands as you approach the window and stare ravenously at a slab of Genoa salami, usually a stimulant to hot sex afterward. In this safe and secure ambience, one can show a woman a great evening. You might even get to hear some Neil Diamond or Helen Reddy.
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