Ways to unclog pedestrian traffic:
Fine tourists walking six wide and stopping to take in every Garbage container.
Old, slow movers who won't move to the right.
Vendors hawking food no one wants.
Mimes anywhere, anytime.
Guys with maps trying to entice folks onto germ covered tour buses.
People who can walk normally, but purposely meander just to annoy others.
Those checking their devices for important messages that never come.
Cops just hanging around looking bored.
People at intersections who stubbornly won't move until the WALK signal.
Those pushing baby strollers who expect complete access.
Kids on bikes and hover boards careening into adults.
Street beggers without imagination.
Men in robes spouting Old Testament scripture.
Those in Disney and Marvel costumes posing for pictures, asking for money and groping women.
Wait--that's my weekend job.
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