Peeping Toms have gone the way of beepers and meter readers. You need actual privacy for the term to make sense and our privacy vanished in the cloud years ago. When you live on the ground floor and have the body of a Greek god, you get your share of peepers. Women panting outside my window used to be a common occurrence. Now all they'd see is me unwrapping adult diapers.
Anyone living high up has better protection. It stands to reason that anyone athletic enough to climb walls is attractive enough to actually have real partners and wouldn't be Peeping Toms. Block watchers also decreased the number of these perps. I wish they had more stun guns available. I once nailed a guy in the bushes; knocked him out with one zap. Turns out he was only peeing.
Always demand to check a guy's trunk, ladies. A combination of binoculars, duct tape and clothesline is problematic. Thankfully women have more class. Or it could be more of them have cataracts.
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