Sunday, July 31, 2016

Juan Knows

Juan is my super and he knows everything and everyone.
He knows how to fix a ceiling fan, install a bathroom fan, a toilet, a new smart TV, fix an air conditioner, paint a wall, plant a bush, plow snow, take furniture away.
Juan knows someone who can polish a wood floor, re-glaze a tub, attach a new tub surround, lay down linoleum, balance your budget, supply food and toilet paper if you're home bound, take care of your pet if you have one, get you a deal on a new car. He found an entire five shelf bookcase in an empty garage.
Juan gets exactly one week vacation a year because we need him. If he burns out, the entire condo complex is in trouble.
Maybe I should start planting my own bushes. At least get him handkerchiefs to wipe off the sweat.

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