Funny

Sofia Vergara is being interviewed before the SAG awards and is asked what was it about her current boyfriend that led her to choose him. This woman's body is 3-D without the glasses. Her answer--he's funny, he makes me laugh.
Stop right there. How many of these drop dead gorgeous actresses and models give exactly the same response when asked that question? I am so sick of hearing these Amazons rate humor as their highest quality in looking for a partner. Be honest. Think of every guy who's dated or married any of these women. Have ANY of them showed even an inkling of wit? Can they tell funny stories? Ad lib at parties? Do impressions or accents or dialects? Can they balance odd things on body parts? Do any of these studs possess the capability to create humor in any form, including funny faces? Tell the truth ladies. It's got nothing to do with humor. They are with these women because they are hung like rhinos and can go all night.
I am a funny guy, ask anyone. Yet I can't get a handshake from these women or even a shoulder squeeze. Humorous guys get the fast talking, wise cracking, nervous tic types, always off to the side making snide comments IE. Whitney Cummings, except now she's a babe with her own sitcom. Then again Julia Roberts married Lyly Lovett, so maybe there's still hope.