Sunday, February 16, 2014

New Jersey Olympic Events

Freestyle Talking Out of the Side of Your Mouth
Heavy Eyeliner Open
Traffic Jam Obscenity Luge
Hipster Bobsled
Inner City Automatic Weapon Biathlon
State Senate Issue Spinning
Skating Around the Truth Jump
Snow Boarding the Public
Sliding into Compulsory Tax Increases
Back Room Wheeling & Dealing Invitation
Cross Country Insults Involving Mothers & Sisters
Mustard and Kraut Slalom
Wide Open Slush Splattering on Kids Walking to School
Ballroom Sinatra Sneering
Speed Skating Past Motor Vehicle Office

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