Sunday, February 2, 2014

Year of the Horse

Horses are powerful and elegant and moody like English royalty. They've played major roles in our history. Paul Revere wouldn't have gotten past Camden if he had rode a burro. Washington atop his steed inspired an entire army, especially when he was in a boat. Covered wagons pulled by goats? I think not. The US Calvery mounted on hogs? Please. Teddy Roosevelt leading the Rough Riders on donkeys? Uh uh.
My kingdom for a horse!
Not My kingdom for a walrus.
Even after the auto arrived, we still had horse racing as a major sport. How much wisdom did Mr. Ed impart? They don't call it horse sense for nothing.
Now, sadly, the only contact most of us have is with sedated, blinder-wearing carriage horses. Remember how nutritional horse radish is. Whoever got horses to consume large quantities of radishes gets my respect. Consider this: how many children have enjoyed the thrill of a rocking horse? Without horses they'd be perched on rocking anteaters.

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