There's a range of opinions on why 31000 people have gotten sick on cruises lately. A leading vomitologist thinks its the salad dressing being used, manufactured in Cambodia. Others feel it's the bad stand up comics, impressionists, puppeteers, magicians, and ventriloquists used as entertainment. A fitness guru assumes passengers aren't stretching out enough after meals and allowing food to digest. The passengers themselves think it's the fish.
After extensive investigation, our government has ruled out terrorist activity.
None of the crew became ill, arousing suspicions they spiked the drinks as a protest over low wages. Swabbing the decks with dirty mops didn't help matters.
Here comes another ship docking, with hundreds leaning over the railing upchucking. must get my camera. This is Pulitzer stuff.
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