I was in favor of assimilating the aliens into human society until I saw them in my steam bath trying to peek under my towel. The larger ones emitted an inky substance all over their towels. Their sweat was fuchsia colored, very off putting.
You couldn't tell if they were male or female. When my friends and I tried to talk business, they interrupted with gibberish. Some had too many appendages and grunted too loudly.
It could have been worse. Wait until they infiltrate our jacuzzi realm.
Call me bigoted, but they need to establish their own sweat boxes and trim their nails. I think that one over there with six incisors is female. damn it. One of the little ones crawled under my towel.
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