Monday, April 23, 2012

Pringles

The following is a list of actual Pringles flavors and what famous person might choose as their favorite.
Original-Mitt Romney. Lite-Ryan Seacrest. Low Salt-Sarah Palin. Fat Free-Kate Moss. Seaweed-James Cameron.Paprica- Jennifer Lopez. Hot & Spicy-Sofia Vergara. Roasted garlic-James Gandolfini. Jalapeno Chedder-George Lopez. Onion Blossom-Dick Chaney. Cheesy Fries-Rosie O'Donnell. Pizza-Rex Ryan. Honey Mustard-Chelsey Handler. Ragin' Cagin'-Harry Connick Jr. Sweet Chili-Carlos Santana. Barbecue-George Bush. Grilled Shrimp-Danny Devito. Super Stack-Donald Trump. Onion Blossom-Angelina Jolie.
Extreme-Johnny Depp. Bangkok Grilled Chicken-Jackie Chan. Italian-Danny Aiello. Baked Potato-Whoopie Goldberg. Ranch-Tom Selleck. Taco Night-Josef Stalin.
As you can see, I have a lot of time on my hands. Isn't it amazing how every Pringles chip is exactly the same size? As you get to the bottom of the tube and try to reach in, there is a real possibility of getting your hand caught. There is no graceful way to explain this predicament without the word gluttony coming up.