I have a shirt covered with fish illustrations. Not many men can rock a shirt like that. I wear this shirt with shorts covered with palm tree illustrations. Deal with it.
I wore this to a Neil Diamond tribute concert and fit right in. Sometimes I spill things on my shirts and curse myself. Maybe it is subliminal. Maybe I am secretly self destructive. It's not like I'm a pig. Sometimes you just eat too fast.
I place this fish shirt right at the top of my shirt ratings. Yes, I rate my clothes. I need challenges. Be grateful I don't rate yours. You dress like a vinyl salesman. Just stating the obvious.
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