Vacation Plan

I addressed my family.
We are vacationing in Hudson County this year and that is final. I know you wanted the Olympics in Rio, but this is more educational.
I've done the research. New Jersey has many interesting sights, none more than this county. Let's list what we will see.
High level road construction
Exotic animals some might foolishly label rodents
Garish signs
Amazing potholes
Bergenline Avenue with its Dollar stores, accents and dialects.
Backed up sewers after heavy rain
Humans arguing over a parking space
Road rage like you can't imagine
Crying kids in crowded stores
Discount clothing stores featuring Third World mastery
Angry dogs chasing furious squirrels
Thousands of calories served in fast food outlets
An occasional bullet hole
Here and there, a tree or flower
It's be two weeks in another country so to speak. Get packing!