All sorts of ideas for temporary pop up businesses come to mind in these nervous times.
Pogo stick rentals. Great exercise, no exhaust fumes, lightweight, teaches balances.
Soup on the Run. Harried commuters zip past, holding out soup bowls. Spot flashing by beautiful people for a fee. Marriage proposals created, $3 a word. Fifteen minute bassoon lessons. Spank a ballerina.
Create whole life philosophy involving uncooked vegetables. Refold road maps. Renting elders who speak no English for companionship. An argument stand, where someone will argue with you about anything. Shirt stains licked off for a fee. A tattoo parlor specializing in skull art for baldies. Rent a Witch, Rent a Surly Person, Rent a Tackling Dummy, Rent an Economics Professor, Rent a Perry Como impersonator.
Arrange blind dates at nudist beaches. Sell pauses to men whose women won't be quiet. Donuts with smaller holes and more donut. Teach florists how to make a fist. Create edible shoe horns. Create a No Fart Zone.
Train insects to bungee jump. Exfoliate the naval area. Create new uses for mousse and funnels. Perform frown adjustments. Charge people to tickle you. Use a magnifying glass to discover what is in between toes and sell the images. Buy Katheryn Hepburn's old furniture and charge people to smell it.
Set up a 1-800 Blame It On Me number where people can dump all their problems on you. Be Christ-like. For $50 an hour.
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