Six Word Memoirs

Free floating anxiety. Froot Loop remedy.
Crossing guard phobia. Avoid all intersections.
Unhealthy attachment to ice cream trucks.
Women flee. I pursue. Wasted time.
Deep breaths on Motor Vehicle line.
Pick at phantom scabs all night.
Roll over into the wet spot.
A job minus secratary or windows.
The confidence of a con man.
A life spent in self-imposed shackles.
A clean bathmat is joyous morning.
I exist only on Facebook profile.
My neurosis needs some privacy please.
Tuesdays and Thursdays are insult free.
I create pristine garbage on weekends.
38% of life is swallowing pride.
Can a one armed dominatrix compete?
A rose is a rose is.
I must protect the last cookie.
Silk, satin, bourbon, soft lights, mirror.
Up against the wall. Spread 'em.
Who cheats on six word memoirs?
Bamboozled, scammed, baffled, all before noon.