Ten Things

Ten Things I Hate About Show Business
1.Actors saying they love the opportunity to work with Woody Allen despite him paying about $142 a movie.
2.All this gushing about George Clooney's Italian villa. It's a freaking villa with a kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, living rooms and probably a pool, surrounded by lots of shouting Italians, arguing about nothing.
3.Owen Wilson's bangs. He's pushing 40 and looks like a goofy, baffled 15 year old.
4.Ed Harris thrusting his bald dome in our faces year after year. At least try a hairpiece. It's done wonders for Travolta, almost keeping his career going.
5.Morgan Freeman's entire career. He's doing exactly what Whoopi did for three decades--playing the same damn character.
6.Why no one is giving Rachel McAdams props for that butt. You could hide Joel Grey under those cheeks.
7.Does Kathy Griffen have to talk so fast? She seems scared out of her mind she won't be funny and substitutes quantity for quality.
8. For two shows that are supposed to be cutting edge, why do Whitney and Chelsea have laugh tracks?
9.Every time an actor shaves their head we're supposed to be duly impressed--see Cynthia Nixon.
10.As brilliant as 30 Rock can be, sometimes it slides into silliness. And I'm not prepared to put Tina Fey in Rosalind Russell's class. Lauren Graham is funnier than all of them and Gilmore Girls was the best written show of its time.