Saturday, March 3, 2012

Who Goes to the Gallows

Safari types who bring back exotic diseases
Cabaret singers, especially Mandy Potamkin
The inventor of the Segway scooter
Drivers who don't signal before pulling into a gas station
Crossing guards who don't speak English
Anyone with bamboo furniture
Interior decorators of Port-A-Potty
Any woman wearing Capri pants
All practitioners of Revolutionary and Civil War recreations
Sasha Baron Cohen for SO many reasons
Those who claim they heard voices before beheading someone
Food critics who downgrade waffle fries
The person who put pretzels inside M&Ms
Manufacturers of overpriced European chocolate
The composer of Barney's theme song
People who use their snow blower before 9am
Smirking fact checkers who are never wrong
Fart bubble creators in public pools

I must stop now because I have a coupon for another freebie from Dunkin' for finishing their online survey. This is my eighth. Deal with it, dear reader.

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